Monday, 25 July 2016

"Tea Or Coffee, Sir?"

If you travel too far into the past, you will have to do without coffee. When Manse Everard camps in A.D. 49, he plays host to Time Patrol colleague, Jens Ulstrup, who has been in place for twelve years:

"'Want some coffee? You can smell it's fresh.'
"'Coffee,' Ulstrup crooned. 'I often drink it in my dreams.'"
-Poul Anderson, Time Patrol (New York, 2006), p. 563.

When Time Patrol agent, Wanda Tamberly, is a guest in 1146 A.D., she is served:

"...the usual meager, coffeeless breakfast."
-Poul Anderson, The Shield Of Time (New York, 1991), p. 419.

In the 1250 B.C. of a different timeline:

"One of the watch handed Alston a cup of coffee; that was something she was going to miss when they ran out."
-SM Stirling, Island In The Sea Of Time (New York, 1998), pp. 82-83)

Alston asks Arnstein:

"'Is there anywhere we could expect to get coffee, here and now?'
"...it comes from Ethiopia, originally. Kaffa province, fairly far inland. It went from there to the Yemen, and from the Yemen to everywhere. The Arabs spread it.'
"'I don't suppose...'
"'Well, Captain, there's no mention of it for more than two thousand years after this date. Tea, maybe...'"
(Island..., p. 83)

Brits, Buddhists and Merseians (and here) drink tea. Brit or no Brit, the only place I drink tea now is in our meditation group. Buddhists find it keeps them awake. The Buddhist story is that Dogen, zealous to meditate, tore off his eyelids and threw them onto the ground where they grew into the first tea shrub. (One of our monks said, "I hope that's not true...") Anderson's Technic History somewhere tells us (later: Young Flandry, p. 295) that tea spread from the Terran Empire into the Merseian Roidhunate where it grows on many planets. And who better to adjudicate between tea and coffee than James Bond?

"'I don't drink tea. I hate it. It's mud. Moreover it's one of the main reasons for the downfall of the British Empire. Be a good girl and make me some coffee.'"
-Ian Fleming, Goldfinger (London, 1975), p. 42.

We have not had a food post for a while although I look forward to some Bronze Age feasts...

We have been told that:

"'Whale steak [is] sort of like beef, only fishy.'" (Island..., p. 65)

7 comments:

Sean M. Brooks said...

Kaor, Paul!

And Second Mate Stubb, in Herman Melville's novel MOBY DICK, had a fancy for whale meat!

Sean

Paul Shackley said...

Another colorful literary detail.

Sean M. Brooks said...

Kaor, Paul!

It was! And I like MOBY DICK, huge tome tho it is. I've read it twice.

Sean

Jim Baerg said...

Coffee has never been my cup of tea.

In the 1632 series, in which a small US town gets jumped in time to Central Germany in 1632, the desire for coffee by the US people becomes a bit of a plot point. In that era it *can* be bought via the Ottoman Turkish empire, and a trading relationship is set up.

Sean M. Brooks said...

Kaor, Jim!

Then Grantville will have to pay thru the nose for coffee! With monopoly control of the only sources of coffee in the 17th century, the Turks could demand whatever price they wanted for it.

Ad astra! Sean

Jim Baerg said...

Actually I don't think that would be a monopoly for long.
Given high demand for coffee I expect some European power would provide support to the Ethiopian Christians so a post for the coffee trade would be set up somewhere along the African coast near the regions coffee grows. Those European powers would also take unroasted coffee beans to other places with the appropriate climate to start coffee plantations there.

Sean M. Brooks said...

Kaor, Jim!

Good points! Esp. since the Ethiopians had no love for Muslims. I would have to look up the history of coffee, but something like what you suggested probably happened for real in the 1700's.

Ad astra! Sean